1) Charminar

2) IT

Now when i go i dont have count of the same.There are countless things which i am gonna miss.

First and foremost people are who make or break a city.People of hyderabad are too amazing and fun loving much as Punjabis.The main ear catching thing is the language which you will hear and latently learn over the course of your stay at Hyd.

I will give you some instances

“Kya Baatan kar rahe miyan ?”

“Kidar ku ja rahe?”

Auto person will ask for extra money with his favourite dialogue,”Khali jana padta bol ke main thoda jyada maang raha miyan!Gussa kayeku ho rahe?”

This language is so catchy and great that you just cant stop yourself from learning it.

Aap logan bol rahe honge kya badi badi baatan kar raha ye pota(boy).But truth is that you cant dodge this.I will recommend everyone who are coming to Hyderabad or have any link with hyd to watch “Angrez” a movie which captures soul of Hyderabadi spirit.Everyone in hyderabad knows about it and knows all the dialogues of it.

so miyan you tube pe jaaku aur search karku dekhna shuru karo.

The other thing you cant miss in Hyd is the cuisine.For non vegetarians its heaven.Initially i was not much mobile and aware about those things but eventually i became fan of it.

The cuisine includes Biryani(mutton biryani),Nihari(paaya and mutton curry),Sheermal(bread),Paaya,Mirchi ka Saalan(inseparable comapanion of Biryani),Khubani ka meetha(Apricot Murraba with cream),Double ka meetha(bread sweet dish).

One more dish which deserves a special mention is Haleem.Its available only during months of Ramzan.It is made up of mutton,flours and lots of ghee.One bowl of it and you are full.

If you want to enjoy these delicacies you can go anywhere and have them but still if you wanna have all of it as they should be.Go to Old city try Madeena,Shadab Hotels.Paradise Biryani is also quite available.

Now i have left Hyderabad am going to Mumbai for my higher studies but will never forget a Nawabi city which had given me many stomachfull sweet memories and has touched me deeply.

Aadab Hyderabad !

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so i can write a blog why not today i am officially VELA(u shud remeber if u read my last blog).

I think i should form a VELA ASSOCIATION.All those people who have no work in IT should be part of it.Many are just going there checking emails, chatting,forwarding stupid emails to other people of the same species and becoming killers of the worlds most dynamic and beatiful thing THE TIME(Not the institute for CAT preparation please fav place for VELAS).

Lets discuss these velas especially the IT velas.Who are these,how did they come into being how they actually originate and become such a strong force(or unforce).The producers of these velas are MNCs or home grown TCSs Infys wipros i dont know actually.

I have seen Velas(read people under investigation) coming to office showing face to manager and then sitting there and starting their fav passtime internet.I think the greatest vredit goes to yahoo messenger and google talk.People cant resist them.

The best i have seen is THE WAR OF STATUS MESSAGES.On gtalk people think they look cool by keeping strange status messages.This is a very serious indicator of the velas(a symptom perhaps).

the strangest i have seen was a dialogue from Jab We Met

“Yeh saale launde mujhe ganne ke khet dikhane leh jah rahe hai, kyun dekhun main ganne ke khet, kya khaas hai ganne ke khet main“ 

But this dialogue is also my fav this can be fitted anywhere u dont wanna go somewhere or dont wanna do some thing someone is duping you try fitting this line there you will enjoy it.

e.g. some telemarketing lady calls you and says sir credit card lelo

so u think credit card is the ganne ka khet think vo lady mujhe ganne ka khet dikhana chah rahi kyun dekhun main uska ganne ka khet(Credit Card) kya khaas ai ganne ke khet mein (uske credit card mein interest rate or whatever).

ok fundas apart lets come back to VELAS

Being Vela( a person with no work in punjabi) is a good feeling trust me or ask me.go to office do nothing get paid too.vaah i remebered a line you can have your cake and cut it too.it applies here.

I know all people reading this would be feeling guilty but no need to be actually.

you are vela because ur comapny wants you to be vela.so enjoy this feeling becasue

Na  Jaane kab tak rahe ye feeling

and one more thing Vela is a temporary feeling if its not temporary this will become permanent

i forgot to tell you there are two forms of Velapanti(yet new word).

1)Temporary

2)Permanent

Temporary one is nice warm cosy feeling very nice makes you feel very proud.You think you are on top of the world no work like a king still getting paid.

but the other Permanent one  is just opposite frustrating irritating akes you feel short tempered.You envy people who say that they are busy yaar (if they are not lying) will call later and blah blah.these things start to hit you.You no longer enjoy being Vela you feel antiVela(uff yet new word).Try not to enter this stage.

The worst is Transitional phase when you are moving from temp to perm.its the worst this is the last phase of temp which is well disguised.

So i think we should start a VELA association so that our velapanti remains in the temp pahse always.

and pleas all guys i am a VELA and not aware which stage i am in .If you can guess from this article let me know.But please maintain vela ethics.

one last thing VELApanti is contagious.highly it requires no medium no air water mosquito concept just like that.And Velas unknowingly ;raise velapanti and promote it and suck other people in the velabubble.(i have lost the count of new words now)

DISCLAIMER:The author is not responsible if any person reading this blog suffers from VELAPANTI.The reader is himself/herself responsible for the same.there are no immediate symptoms.If you are highly happy and sad at same time and feel that to hell woth the job and work and suddenly feel tesnion free so may you have caught it.Please refer yourself immediately for the solution.You can only help yourself. 

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We got a new internet connection at home.After surfing ulti seedhi all sites i thought to myself what shud i do.Then thanks to our out of world news channels i came across The new filmi blog fight Aamir Khan calling his dog Sharukh.Ammir khan actually writing on his blog.BLOG BlOg bLoG this word clicked as immediate effect.I thought with laptop warming my lap that all ppl are blogging and blog make news so why should not i also BLOG?

waah!!

mera apna blog(my own blog).now i just knew the word nothing else.I didnt even know how to start or wrote a blog.By the way i work for Oracle a software engineer but again Vela Software Engineer did nothing so how do where to blog.

so bang bang bang God has given us one thing which helps at any time Google.I googled all combinations and finally landed up at WordPress.

Thaks god English aati hai !!.So understood what this all is.And set up my blog account.I was unnecessarily feeling so proud like an idiot that i have a blog account.and as usual day dreaming that i will write super blog will worte ground breaking logic defying blogs then Zee news-> Aaj Tak-> NDTV-> CNN-IBN(This list no way reflects the quality of channels in increasing order) .My only aim is to dislodge Khali from his place in News channels and be there for my blogs.In evening and night i was day dreaming.

Now afteri am set that i m becoming a blogger.Now new conflict starts what to write in a Blog.What has to be the topicva(effect of Dil chance maare from Tashan so a “va” leaked).

I shortlisted many topics like bashing Arsene Wenger for making ARsenal FC what it is today.Why cant he buy a new star player and why cant he stop players like Hleb and Flamini from leaving then i thought arsene is more expert than me so i will not take out my frustration on him.

Then i thought of crying over these stupid news channels.Why are they killing journalism and media?Then i thought Chhod yaar aapan Ki laina hai? (what have i to do with it?).

Then i thought about my girlfriend,then i though that she is too vast to write a blog on She atleast deserves a book.He He

Then Cricket aaaah! then movies aaaah aaaaaaah!!! (i actually yawned).

Then i thought of my sinking career.Waiting for MBA calls and still waiting.

DISCLAIMER: If you are really feeling frustrated and bored reading this blog i have nothing to do with it at all.I do not take any responsibility if you have scratched your head many times and abused me too saying pagal hai kya kya likh raha hai bhai (no translation this time).

I have put disclaimert in middle so that you still backout or if you have courage lets write something more.

Lets discuss about Indias newest trend the call centres.My only interactions with call centre people have been when i have talked to them on phone hahaha where else!!!

But one serious thing which i have been seeing over past 3 4 years when everything has a call centre guy attached to it is that the professionalism is missing.

This is India here people want their job to be done when they pay for it or order something.

I will tell you a typical conversation

CC guy: Hi sir this is *****,How may i help you ?(he asks tell the problem so i tell him )

Me: actually my outgoing has been barred.I have already cleared my bills today they have not been updated.There is no mistake of mine

CC Guy: sir may i know your cell number?

Me:**********

CC Guy: whom am i talking to sir?

Me: confirmed

CC Guy: How did you pay the bill ?

Me:Yur website online option

CC Guy:Sir it has not been updated ?

Me: Then update it please

CC Guy: Sir i cant do it.its automatic.

Me: What do you mean you cant update you expect me to be without my cellphone outgoings for two days.

CC Guy: Sorry Sir.This online option takes time sir.(then why the hell you keep that option)

Me:Please not my reference number and make my outgoigns working i need it.

CC Guy: Sir system automaticllay does it.i am sorry

Me: I have been using ur f*** service for more than a year and this is the service i get.After already i have paid my money due to your system and internal processes its happening.

CC Guy: Sorry sir for the inconvenience.

Me: What do you mean??

CC Guy: It will be done sir automatically wait.

Me:You are asking me to wait on you mercy after paying money too.

CC guy:Sir when phone is barred due to credit limit we cant accept online payments we need cash(lo kalro baat)

Me: Who the hell has told this to me what is this?

CC Guy: I cant do anything sir.

Me: (losing my temper) :then why the hell you are sitting there go home you *@#$@%$

CC Guy: Sir please pay in cash in our shop centere hub.

Me: And the money which i have already paid

CC Guy: I dont know sir.I m telling u the way to get ur phone working

Me:Are you a moron?

CC guy: No sir

Me:(lost it now)Give the phone to ur manager or seniour

CC Guy:Cant Sir

Me:SCOLDED BADLY censored

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In the end gives it to the boss or manager.He understands the problem and makes my phone working after understanding and confirming the problem and phone started in 4 hours.

The point is why the hell a person with no power with no brain just a slave of stupid oracle or SAP applications.They are just making excuse of systems and applications for hiding the ineffeciency

Why no professionalism?????

The comapnies just should not have CAll centre guys if they have to behave like this

If they can help whats the fun

For some enquiry or specific puproses they should be there

Some professionalism shud be there yaaar

1 ye hain aur doosre hain ye telemarketing calls

vaale card lelo connection lelo loan lelo insurance lelo ganne ka khaet dekh lo

nahin dekhna mujhe ganne ka khet kya khas baat hai ganne ke khet mein

nahin lena mujhe  card connection kucch bhi

1 theory hai computers mein garbage in garbage out(GIGO)

ye log aadmi ko itna paka dete hain ki poora din frustrated rehta hai aur doosron ko ganne ka khet dikhata rehta hai.

Now finally i got a topic for writing a blog and have written it too

So now i should stop it

i am already feeling frustrated thinking of one more marketing call for a credit card

if now it comes i may burst on him or her so for their well being i end this confused blog here.

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