VELAPANTI
Today is saturday,a holiday in IT
so i can write a blog why not today i am officially VELA(u shud remeber if u read my last blog).
I think i should form a VELA ASSOCIATION.All those people who have no work in IT should be part of it.Many are just going there checking emails, chatting,forwarding stupid emails to other people of the same species and becoming killers of the worlds most dynamic and beatiful thing THE TIME(Not the institute for CAT preparation please fav place for VELAS).
Lets discuss these velas especially the IT velas.Who are these,how did they come into being how they actually originate and become such a strong force(or unforce).The producers of these velas are MNCs or home grown TCSs Infys wipros i dont know actually.
I have seen Velas(read people under investigation) coming to office showing face to manager and then sitting there and starting their fav passtime internet.I think the greatest vredit goes to yahoo messenger and google talk.People cant resist them.
The best i have seen is THE WAR OF STATUS MESSAGES.On gtalk people think they look cool by keeping strange status messages.This is a very serious indicator of the velas(a symptom perhaps).
the strangest i have seen was a dialogue from Jab We Met
“Yeh saale launde mujhe ganne ke khet dikhane leh jah rahe hai, kyun dekhun main ganne ke khet, kya khaas hai ganne ke khet main“
But this dialogue is also my fav this can be fitted anywhere u dont wanna go somewhere or dont wanna do some thing someone is duping you try fitting this line there you will enjoy it.
e.g. some telemarketing lady calls you and says sir credit card lelo
so u think credit card is the ganne ka khet think vo lady mujhe ganne ka khet dikhana chah rahi kyun dekhun main uska ganne ka khet(Credit Card) kya khaas ai ganne ke khet mein (uske credit card mein interest rate or whatever).
ok fundas apart lets come back to VELAS
Being Vela( a person with no work in punjabi) is a good feeling trust me or ask me.go to office do nothing get paid too.vaah i remebered a line you can have your cake and cut it too.it applies here.
I know all people reading this would be feeling guilty but no need to be actually.
you are vela because ur comapny wants you to be vela.so enjoy this feeling becasue
Na Jaane kab tak rahe ye feeling
and one more thing Vela is a temporary feeling if its not temporary this will become permanent
i forgot to tell you there are two forms of Velapanti(yet new word).
1)Temporary
2)Permanent
Temporary one is nice warm cosy feeling very nice makes you feel very proud.You think you are on top of the world no work like a king still getting paid.
but the other Permanent one is just opposite frustrating irritating akes you feel short tempered.You envy people who say that they are busy yaar (if they are not lying) will call later and blah blah.these things start to hit you.You no longer enjoy being Vela you feel antiVela(uff yet new word).Try not to enter this stage.
The worst is Transitional phase when you are moving from temp to perm.its the worst this is the last phase of temp which is well disguised.
So i think we should start a VELA association so that our velapanti remains in the temp pahse always.
and pleas all guys i am a VELA and not aware which stage i am in .If you can guess from this article let me know.But please maintain vela ethics.
one last thing VELApanti is contagious.highly it requires no medium no air water mosquito concept just like that.And Velas unknowingly ;raise velapanti and promote it and suck other people in the velabubble.(i have lost the count of new words now)
DISCLAIMER:The author is not responsible if any person reading this blog suffers from VELAPANTI.The reader is himself/herself responsible for the same.there are no immediate symptoms.If you are highly happy and sad at same time and feel that to hell woth the job and work and suddenly feel tesnion free so may you have caught it.Please refer yourself immediately for the solution.You can only help yourself.
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