I stepped out of my floating house,Moon was a bit cold today.Normally the temperature is kept normal for everyone to sustain.There was something about the day.I went to my carship and for the first time i didn’t remember the code to open my ship.One more try failure,I would be sent back to where i came from.I tried my ID number again and it opened.In 5 milliseconds i was at my workater(or office as we call it at moon).

At the gate i met Queeky,he was looking at me with gloom on his face.His face is quite not there where i would have liked but the friendship was so strong that i always seemed to understand what his mood was.Queeky and I have worked together for about 5 moon years now.He is from some galaxy similar to ours about 2,500,000 light years away.A lot of difference in the way we both look but still understand each other so well.Coming back to where i was.Queeky’s ‘expression’ had made it very clear that Boss was not happy with the progress.

I and Queeky were part of the project named ‘ Emcsquara’.It was basically about a prototype vehicle which could travel at about 70% of the speed of the light.We were facing some issue with its mass after it attained a speed of about 55% of the speed of light.We had an appointment with Einstein working at our office at earth but he had asked for some more time as he was also not pretty sure what the bug was.We also asked an another Einstein working in our sister concern,he had asked us to meet in a day or two.

Queeky had talked to 3 Edisons till now regarding the issues but they didn’t help or didn’t want to help.All these clones of famous scientists seemed to have develop a ‘Snob’ effect.There is an extreme envy between all the clones of various personalities who were in the same field in actual.According to a study,this error has been induced due to a Gene 511 which was unnecessary injected to improve efficiency while cloning.

With all these thoughts I and Queeky were in front of the Boss.The Boss was of the same species as Queeky.Infact all except few of us humans were all of the same species named Nobanis.Queeky was never on boss’s firing line due to obvious reasons but i always received a mouthful in their extremely French like language.Many a times my language decoder also failed to convert what he was saying.

The boss had nothing to say to me instead of putting pressure on me to complete the project as if he has bought me or had he ?

I came back to my stonicule and switched on my 3Dtop.I got a reminder that i needed to go to Venus tomorrow for some urgent work.But before going there i need to put a logo tattoo of Pepsi on my arm.I forgot the actual reason behind it.There was a law which compelled us Humans to agree everything what these people or paliens or aliens said.

I felt as if I was a product and not a human.but I was feeling very human today.I wanted to talk to someone,share how i felt today.

The day finally came and i was at Venus.There was no work as such,we need to participate in some annual Pepsi Human Campaign which takes place every year,I don’t even remember since when ? Since i was kid,I went there with my father,with the same logo on my arm.There was something about the event.Many Queeky like aliens came there to see us all.

Queeky was a nice fellow but was a little different.He used to behave strange sometimes,anyways he was a good friend of mine!

With this thought i returned to the moon.Whenever i got time,i used to see earth and absorbed information about it.Recently i heard a river named Ganga has been revived again which was lost long back somehow by a new water extracting robot.My grandfather had told me about a river named Ganga.Many monuments have been bonsaied to remember what was there on earth.but Why would someone do that ?

In my thoughts i reached a model of earth in front of me.I remembered a chapter from my book where it all begun.A country named India sent a satellite to moon and it discovered traces of water here.

My thoughts just keep on wandering.I was suffering a severe headache from morning.It was usual now.It was 2 pm and i went to take my LB pills as part of my lunch.I wonder how my ancestors used to eat all solid stuff which grew on earth.

An alien came to me,similar to a HR as explained by my grandfather,and said I have to go to Earth for a meeting with Einstein.I took a sigh of relief and geared myself for the meeting.

All this time i wanted to fly,be free and do what i want but i was bound by something but first time i had a feeling that i was happy.I had never been to earth.I was always here at Moon or was at other planets,had seen images of earth,read about it in my history course taught by Queeky’s dad.

Something changed inside me,I was planning to be a rebel.I wanted to go to earth and get lost somewhere in there.I never wanted to come back to this life of slavery.I wanted to feel human not a product.

I am done with my packing and now all set to leave and escape.Queeky came to meet me and i met him as if i was meeting him for one last time.I hugged him ( a practice very unusual at the place where I worked).I took the private spaceship thinking in mind that I will never be back.The distance of 407 000 Km was covered in no time as i kept dreaming of my plans.

I am now exiting the ship and Whoa ! Whole Spaceport was full of aliens of various kinds.I am seeing about 15 Shahrukh Khans( a famous 21st century filmstar loved by humans) greeting aliens landing from various spaceships and entertaining them.There are many known human faces all busy with some chores on the spaceport.I still didn’t know,why i was brought to earth.Was it really the meeting with Einstein ?

I got my answer when i came out of the spaceport and saw an ad.

The translated version of the ad in the alien Earth.

I was a product,a branded product,not a Human.And now was being replaced due to a malfunction called behaving like human error.

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Interesting Video of how a guy ,Piyush Singh, tries a trick on a cat.Cat is one step ahead always.

Lets see who wins!!

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Keeping them as status messages in gtalk.simple? hehe

The question is kya likhun (what to write????).

there is lot to write My MBA,Bloodbath in the financial markets,terrorism,football,girls,college life,corporates what not .

Disclaimer: I am 3 beers down so even i dont know what i am writing.Sorry for that.(and listening to Himesh song)

Sitting some time back i was thinking whether Man makes a religion or religion makes a man.For me it was as complex as thinking Anda pehle aaya ya Murgi?

I was just watching TV.I saw a song from DON “Laut ke tujhko aana hai” picturised on Shahrukh Khan.I was thinking when in reality Salman Khan celebrates Ganpati at home a Fatwa is issued against him againt Eid.Kya farak padta hai.Shahrukh khan is dancing and calling Ganpati.Does it make any difference whether he is Muslim or Hindu?

Harbhajan Singh portrays himself as Ravana sings a song in good spirit,Both SGPC and VHP are after him for disgracing both religions.Why ?

Koi kaam nahin hai to chalo kisi ko bhi pakad lo Cheekho chillayo poster phaad do TV pe 2 3 lines bol do mast.Ho gaya protest.

If you have to protest ,there are lot to protest.

Protest against terrorism not issue a Fatwa against Salman if he celeberates Ganpati,Protest against decreasing Sex Ratio in Punjab Mr SGPC not against Dancing Bhajji,Protest against killing of innocent Christians in Orissa rather than raising slogans. 

What i think is Human Beings need a refresh of sorts.Or in better IT words FORMATTING.

Jahan dekho Bakwaas,Barbaadi,Bloodbath.

Are we Humans anymore?Yes we actually are as in HOMO SAPIENS a species thats it.We are just fighting with everyone.Even i fight with my roomies,my GF,my classmates

but why?

Where are we heading to ?

Kabhi socha hai religion nahin hota koi bhi kaisa bhi to Kitni problems kam hote.(i am not sure aur kya naye problems aa jaate).

In Krantiveer movie there was a wonderful scene in which Nana Patekar actually mixes blood of a hindu and a muslim and asks to separeate it.How willl you morons?

You cant I am amazed on the fact that how even doctors are associated with terrorism.Yaar tumhein pata nahin hai kya ki koi farak nahin hai?

if we go on like this as things are going.We are gonna witness a WW 3 soon.Anyways Full world is frustrated with financial crisis.A common man is screwed from all sides.Just 2 3 lines came into mind

Bazaar mein paisa nahin,

Sadak pe bharosa nahin,

Ghar mein sabar nahin,

kahin bhi pyaar nahin 

hum insaan hai bhi ya nahin!

i sound like a pessimitic too much use of No and nahin but thats the reality of the world right now.Jise dekho laga hua hai bhaagne par kahan bhagoge bhaiya?

When i was small Elder people used to say,”Aina paise da ghuman karda hai naal thori na lai ke jaavega utte”(why are you so proud of your money , you are not gonna take it with you when you die)

the crux is try to be a good person so that people remeber you.Let money be a by product rather than THE PRODUCT.

i was reading a line in a war based game yesterday by some great “I dont know how WW3 would be fought but WW4 would be fought with sticks and stones”

hehe what a line!! But actuall this is gonna happen.

If aliens exist(which i firmly believe they do),they would be watching us and laughing like Navjot Singh Sidhu seeing us caught in the self created Viscious Circle.

Even God would be sttiing with the Aliens and laughing and thinking mazaak mazaak mein kya ban gaya?(Read God as the Power who created us not Ram,Jesus,Nanak or Allah).

Ab i am not able to think what to write aisa lag raha ahi frustration nikala ho

Ye main nahin bol raha bhain di takki beer di botal bol rahi hai shayad (RDB style).

But i no longer feel proud to be a human.

When i was a child i used to see stars and think Universe is so big and where am i caught.School,homework RS Patial(my principal) still i think the same when i bychance get time to see stars.I think yaar where am i stuck? Subah utho akhbaar dekho Vahi mari hui headlines sensex itna gir gaya utna gir gaya,college jaao fate hue chehre kya hoga kya nahin hoga,1 doosre se aage bado.I am not saying that i m not part of it.I get scared of lectures,i wrry about my placement,i was worried about my summers internship placement.

but i try to maje things better for me, i try to laugh and make others laugh.

But haan hamara main mudda kya karein yaar hum Humans ka?

paisa nahin banaya hota to aaj nahin rote,religion nahin banaya hota to aaj nahin ladte par ab to ye sab ban gaye to ab kya karein.

One thing can be done is that please trust.Once i heard Shahrukh Khan saying on a show

He has to tell his kid that

har Hindu Musalman se nafrat nahin karta

har Musalmaan terrorist nahin hota

sardar kirpan(the holy dagger) logon ko maarne ke liye nahin rakhte!!

So what did he mean ?

What we should do ?

just start trusting!!!

it feels good

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1) Charminar

2) IT

Now when i go i dont have count of the same.There are countless things which i am gonna miss.

First and foremost people are who make or break a city.People of hyderabad are too amazing and fun loving much as Punjabis.The main ear catching thing is the language which you will hear and latently learn over the course of your stay at Hyd.

I will give you some instances

“Kya Baatan kar rahe miyan ?”

“Kidar ku ja rahe?”

Auto person will ask for extra money with his favourite dialogue,”Khali jana padta bol ke main thoda jyada maang raha miyan!Gussa kayeku ho rahe?”

This language is so catchy and great that you just cant stop yourself from learning it.

Aap logan bol rahe honge kya badi badi baatan kar raha ye pota(boy).But truth is that you cant dodge this.I will recommend everyone who are coming to Hyderabad or have any link with hyd to watch “Angrez” a movie which captures soul of Hyderabadi spirit.Everyone in hyderabad knows about it and knows all the dialogues of it.

so miyan you tube pe jaaku aur search karku dekhna shuru karo.

The other thing you cant miss in Hyd is the cuisine.For non vegetarians its heaven.Initially i was not much mobile and aware about those things but eventually i became fan of it.

The cuisine includes Biryani(mutton biryani),Nihari(paaya and mutton curry),Sheermal(bread),Paaya,Mirchi ka Saalan(inseparable comapanion of Biryani),Khubani ka meetha(Apricot Murraba with cream),Double ka meetha(bread sweet dish).

One more dish which deserves a special mention is Haleem.Its available only during months of Ramzan.It is made up of mutton,flours and lots of ghee.One bowl of it and you are full.

If you want to enjoy these delicacies you can go anywhere and have them but still if you wanna have all of it as they should be.Go to Old city try Madeena,Shadab Hotels.Paradise Biryani is also quite available.

Now i have left Hyderabad am going to Mumbai for my higher studies but will never forget a Nawabi city which had given me many stomachfull sweet memories and has touched me deeply.

Aadab Hyderabad !

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The old version

This is a wonderful punjabi song which i came across few days back.

BABA VE KALA MAROR.

I am a habitual listener of punjabi songs.90% of songs i listen are punjabi.Rest 10% are majority of HR(Himeshbhai).When i listened this song it was fun but didnt get the first line very clearly.I had heard this Kdeep and jagmohan kaur song(punjabi greats) before.This new version made me find the actual wording.

what does Baba ve kala maror mean?

So did some research on net and got this

“This song is about a couple whose car breaks down and the lady is saying to the man baba ve which means old man, kala maror which means turn the car by urself,kala means alone and maror means turn,so shes sayin turn it by urself to which he replies ni nikiye laadhe zor,he says cmon nikiye give ussa push!!! sicccckkk tune but the original song was sung by the world famous kdeep and jagmohan kaur!sadly jagmohan kaur has passed away!”

I liked both the versions.My take is that it should be kallha(alone) maror and not kala(some art) maror as the girl sings it. The main thing is the concept of the song.The way a couple actually can have fun when their car breaks down.

Just imagine in today hectic schedules and lifestyles,if your car breaks down like that.And you are with your girlfriend or wife or both hehe.What will you do

1) increase your blood pressure.

2) Scream on her.

3) Bang the steering wheel many times.

4) Abuse the car maker.

But listen to this song haha.The way it has been sng and made gives you a insight into all tense situations in life and makes you feel how can one be cool and enjoy!!!

This is the spirit of Punjabi songs which keeps them on top and will remain there and i hope it improves becasue offlate its going down

anyways enjoy the versions.

I will update the lyrics if i get them for all to enjoy.

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